Magnifying

Chuck Norris can set a fire ant on fire with a magnifying glass,
                                 *At Night*

First

If at first you don't succeed, then your not Chuck Norris

Heart Attack

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris Tower

The CN tower was named after Chuck Norris' initials.

Pajamas

Some people wear Superman pajamas,  Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

infinite

Chuck Norris  counted to infinity....

                *Twice!*

Connect Three

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris doesn't blow out his birthday candles?
He stares at them and they go out.

Rubix Cube

Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved

Where Is Waldo?

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!

He is Perfect

When people say no ones perfect, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris's only fear in life is to find out there is noone left to roundhouse kick.

When you search "Where is Chuck Norris" on google it will show up as sorry google can not search for that because you dont find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you!

JOKE 4

CHUCK NORRIS WON AMERICAN IDOL USING SIGN LANGUAGE

JOKE 3

SOME MAGICIANS CAN WALK ON WATER, CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM ON LAND

JOKE 2

CHUCK NORRIS once urinated in a trucks gas tank as a joke...
that truck is now known as optimus prime

JOKE 1

When life gives CHUCK NORRIS lemons,he makes orange juice.